Smeeped

To pay at least double for a service offered to anyone, have persistent unexpected results from standard service and fall marginally outside of any acceptable tolerance where costs, fines and rates are concerned.

Gaz went to Wickes to buy some supplies, he ended up paying 15% more for the same item as compared to the average customer. He had been smeeped.

smeeps

Highly seducing woman

Yo, I was hanging out with a real smeeps last night!

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smeep

A traditional smore using a Peep instead of a marshmallow.

Quit hogging the fire I need to roast my smeep.
I totally ate my weight in smeeps.

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Smeep

Social media Sheep
A name for people who cannot use their own brain and only follow trends of the internet/social media.
Close relatives of the basic bitch and probably listen to trap music/Ariana Grande.
Often sell out their humanity for popularity.
This has proved damaging because people do not treat eachother the same way and are influenced into false ways of life.
God help the younger generation that look up to them.

"And here we have the common smeep"- David Attenborough

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Smeep

(n.) One of those involuntary farts a male gets when his buttocks are in the air with legs spread out and the warm fart gently ruffles his scrotum. Few true smeeps have been recorded in human history. Only the great masters of flatulence can produce such pungent pearls of fragrance.

(v.) The act of smeeping

Guy 1: Dude you look so relaxed!

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I just smeeped.

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smeep

The act of going to sleep in the morning.

I had the best smeep today. Didn't even wake up to the garbage truck.

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smeep

a word to replace obscenities or the act of making love

That guy is so fine, I want to smeep the smeep out of him

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