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An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency
your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding
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slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.
The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.
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Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.
Related to the term 'smeggy'
The toilet was covered in smegmatism
Hey John, you're a big smegmatism
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A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.
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A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
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The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.
X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?
Y: No, what’d he do?
X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!
Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.