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smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.
youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted
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a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget
Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".
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Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.
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A little bit less than a midget.
Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.
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A smidget roughly translates to 4 Creep Score in the MOBA game league of legends.
I'll come mid after i get this smidget.
A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.
That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.
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A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie
Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget
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