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Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.
A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.
Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.
A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)
A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)
Example:
A man was walking the wrong way up an escalator, suddenly his pants got caught. Too bad he wasn't wearing underwear as his smidgin was revealed.