Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

will smidt mad

when someone shows anger towards a certain person from them just mucking around

When taj didn't have prof he became will smidt mad

Smidt

Group of people that ran off from the Schmidt surname to start their own legacy

Guy 1: Your surname is Schmidt?

Guy 2: No it's Smidt

Smidt

"Yeah I guess you can call me..."

-Schmit
-Schmid
-Schmeat
-Smid
-Smit
-Smiddy
-Smitty

I don't care, but call me Smiddit and I will rip your face off.

"Hey Smiddit"
*Literally rips your face off*
"Hi... It's Smidt by the way"