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dude that guy is straight up smirnov.
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Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "ะฏ ัะฑัั ัะตะฑั, ััะบะฐ"
Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming
A sex coin termed by the popular pornstar Dima Smirnov, typically acting as a twink in popular experimental gay porn movies, he coined the term, to "Dima Smirnov" someone is to act as if you are a woman upon meeting someone new, and hold that disguise for years, become close to them and get engaged then married to them, eventually upon bedding their lover for the 1st time the aformentioned twink will shed their womanly facade and reveal that they are a big hairy man with a huge shlong, upon this realization the twink will proceed to make passionate love to their spouse as if the spouse was a woman. "Dima Smirnov" was first used in Dima's popular film, "To Suck a Cockingbird"
Person 1: did you hear jerry got "Dima Smirnov" by his wife
Person 2: I wish someone would "Dima Smirnov" me
Person 1: Same