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not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great
guy 1: damn, julie wants to go smudding again.
Guy 2: i'd bail, there's no action there
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smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.
"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
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The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.
Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.
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A combination of snow an mud.
You kids be careful in that smud out back!
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Him- That shirt looks weird on you
Her- Bitch smud
Him- What?
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Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.
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