smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

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smurd

Thee midginess load left in ones hair, after blowing a little person.

"Oh my god Becky, i wont ever date a midget again. It took me two hours to get that smurd out of my hair".

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Smurd

On videogames, a smurd is a bad smurf.

- My team is so bad... I will go back to my main account in Master...
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.

Smurd

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

Lionel played the smurd beautifully tonight!

Smurd

when turd slides down your pants.

"Hey, I got a bad case of a smurd right now."

Smurd

The combination of smelly, and turd.

1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.

2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.

(door closes)....... SMURD!!!!!

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smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.