The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.
This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.
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When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..
The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."
The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.
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When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time
"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"
"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"
"Yeah you totally smurged it"
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short midget undergoing retardation guilt
I almost killed a smurg on accident yesterday.
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Smurgging is where someone is trying to be an emo person
"That guy is smurgging so hard
Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.
Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.