snaggle

a term that can replace almost any word for effect.

can be adjective, verb, noun

can use prefixes - un-, re-, de-, dis-, super-, etc.

and suffixes: -ly, -ed, -tooth

"i apologize, but you must have snagglefused me for someone else."



"two-faced son of a snaggle."

"that snaggle, snaggled my snaggly idea!"

"you snaggleasshole...you finished your project?"

"jake went to arkansas for the weekend to snaggle his girlfriend. hopefully he wont be mean to us this week"

"hurry up bitch! let's clothe ourselves and dine at snaggleroni grill."

"i ate too much food and now i must snaggle everywhere!"

"he started trying to snaggle me and i was like HELL NOES"

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snaggle

1)to steal, to take.
2)To look at, check out

1)Lemme snaggle your notes.
Where'd you get that? Oh, i snaggled it from that guy.

2) never did get to snaggle your schedule last year.

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snaggle

To scream at a group of people from a moving car. Followed by a quick getaway only if any member of the forementioned crowd has access to a car. This maneuver is preferrably executed at night to minimize the chances of your identity being discovered. Many times directed toward homless tramps, skanks, and posers. The object simply being to scare the shit out of any unsuspecting person who must taste the brunt of your wrath. Does not have to be a coherent word - it can be any form of loud noise as well, such as an airhorn. Accompanied nicely by firing an airsoft gun at potential victims simultaneously.

Last night I snaggled Ed the juggling hobo as he was about to enter his camp. I think he sharted when he hit the ground, thinking it was the cops.

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snaggle

if somethings cute/fat/happy/jolly and you just want to grab it, the verb is to snaggle it
*NOT AN ERECTION*

look at that li'l puppy
i just wanna snaggle it

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snaggle

(verb) To snaggle is to delay getting up to do something that should be done. Delaying repeatedly. Snaggling is most intense when two people are planning to do something or go someplace, but one of them is busy with something and snaggles. Later, when the occupied person is ready to go, the other person is then busy, having started a lengthy activity out of boredom from waiting for the first person, perpetuating the snaggle. This back-and-forth cycle continues until it's too late to do whatever was going to be done, at which point the two (or more) individuals blame each other for snaggling.

Keenan: "Get up, Steve, we gotta go food shopping"
Steve: "Alright, let me finish this Gran Turismo race first"

(20 minutes later)

Steve: "Alright I'm ready to go, let's go."
Keenan: "Hang on I'm on the phone with my mom, give me 10 minutes."

(20 minutes later)

Keenan: "Alright man, let's go now."
Steve: "Just let me finish watching this YouTube video."

(20 minutes later)

Steve: "Alright, I'm ready. Let's go."
Keenan: "Can't. The grocery store is closed now. I guess we shouldn't have snaggled all night."

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snaggle

The male penis when erect

i snuck my snaggle up her sniz, that was the tighest bondu i ever snized in

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snaggle

to eat a can; a nickname of a young Sigma Alpha Epsilonist who artisticly eats cans; the act of eating a can;
Synonyms: Snagging
Verb: To eat a can, preferably a beer can
Adj: Snaggletastic (the act of fighting an inanimate object, animal or midget, whichever is closet)

Delta Gamma: Snaggle, if you snaggle me a can, i will sleep with you tonight.
Snaggle: Done.
Delta Gamma: By the way, your bleeding now.

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