snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

Toxic Snake Plant

A lying manipulative person who seeks to turn places into their toxic battleground and seeks to ruin your relationships. They are not to be trusted and are extremely dangerous to communities.

Mushroomz is a Toxic Snake Plant