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First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.
The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
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n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.
v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.
The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.
"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"
"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."