snews

When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.

Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.

snews

Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.

Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.

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snew snew

to paricipate in sexual intercourse

lets go make long hard dripping snew snew

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Snew

The past tense of snow.

While you were in Texas it snew in Oklahoma.

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snew

past tense of snow

Fred: OMG it snew in April :O... Hax

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snew

what's new, as in what's up or even hows it going?

Person A: Snew?
Person B: Nothing much, snew with you?

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Snew

"To Snow" in the past tense. Used by people who dislike the word "snowed."

"Yo, what's all this cold white stuff on the ground??"
"You dumbass, it snew yesterday!"

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