snot mop

A mustache, sometimes unkempt and thick.

Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*

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snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.