snowboating

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.

Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.

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Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

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snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

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snowboat

When you flex the same thing over and over again

"Yo look at my new watch"
"You've shown me this 3 times, absolute snowboat."