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snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles August 5, 2007

72πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


snurtle

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

by till June 5, 2003

8πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


snurtle

to rummage through somebody else's stuff

i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw

by Ankleboots August 31, 2006

4πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


snurtle

a combination of a turtle and a snake. You can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.

Wow that was a huge snurtle!
Im peeling like a snurtle!
What the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle...a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.

by Dakota MCdonald June 9, 2010

2πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022


Snurtle

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

by LΓΆf Creator August 9, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snurtle

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

by SynthX08 January 20, 2009

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž