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So with the shits means when you’re vibing.
*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”
A condition of emotional and moral Exhaustion produced by the the Demonstrably False belief that being Nice and doing Extra Work will convince a Just and Angry god to hand an evil and exploiting bastard his Comeuppance.
None of your Friends think you will ultimately take Effective Action. Instead, they think you will work There until death or Retirement.
Can you believe it? I stayed late to finsh building that cage and she had the freakin' nerve to ask me to take out the trash! I am So Tired of this Shit
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
what happens after eating "Shit On a Shingle" military chow ground beef on burnt toast with black pepper.
Yo dudes! "ture story" , Man I had sos shit,
I went both ways bent over puked 4 feet & sos shit's hit other wall 3 feet away...
When U eat SOS make shure greese on top pepper gravy, put half cooked raw EGG on top & enjoy!!!
for full effect: Get next to chow hall greese pit, deep breath while eating ur morning SOS
( wow enjoy that )...
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1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.
1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.
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A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.
At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad
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Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.
Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.
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