[soaf]

Verb- To engage in the use of illegal substances specifically on a school day

"Hey man wanna soaf ?! I have illegal substances!"
"Yeah sure! It is a school day and all!"

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Soafing

Lounging on your sofa, being lazy.

Frankie: Hey bro, what you doin?

Tony: Ahh just soafing around...

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SOAF

SOAF is an accronym that stands for "shit on a fly". It was made famous by a Montreal cowboy that made an unconscious habit out of butchering up expressions. He originally meant to say "fly on shit" and realized that it was quite funny to keep saying SOAF.

Cowboy 1: Well gaddamn, errbody tryna invest in my hedge fund now.

Cowboy2 : Yupp, it's like SOAF "shit on a fly".