soak it in cider

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

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Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

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