soap ass

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

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Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

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Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.