Sobfast

A late night meal. Generally used to skip breakfast in the morning. Used particularly by college students, but it's never been known to discriminate. Usually between the hours of 1 A.M. to 3 A.M.

2 guys hanging out late at night:

"Hey dude you wanna get some Sobfast?" - person 1
"Ya dude im down. Lets order some McDonalds." - person 2

sobfastering

so jaw dropping that you can’t even talk, if you tried to it would sound like “bluh beb blah bub”

“are you serious dude?” , “that is so sobfastering”