socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

social soul suck

the act of becoming obcessed or even consumed by a social networking site such as MySpace or FaceBook

"Oh yeah, I have plenty of friends, like, 10,347."
"Pff, sounds like you've been socialy soul sucked."
"Social soul suck? No way, that's not me."
"Uh-huh."

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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time