box sock

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.

It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.

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sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...

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box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.

I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.