Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.
Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.
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a limp penis covered by a condom.
I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!
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son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.