soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.

Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.

13👍 5👎

soft shell penis

a limp penis covered by a condom.

I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

15👍 18👎

lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.