Something Stupid

In a relationship when someone is talking about cheating.

Girl: Yeah, after you got angry I really thought you would go out and do something stupid.
Guy: (Gulp) Naw baby I'd never do that to you...

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Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

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