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The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.
Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?
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another term for masturbation
"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"
"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."
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When you take a hit with nicotine and finish with a hit of marijuana
A sexual act in which one person is tossing the salad (analingus) of another while the other person has a bad case of diarrhea even after the tosse has been deflicated on they keep going back in for more
Had a girl down for a rusty trombone, surprised her with unlimited soup and salad
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when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.
I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.
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One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”
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