spaceturbate

short for "myspaceturbate", this is the most sketchy form of myspace stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. Similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it's myspace.

"Bro... did you see Tila Tequila's new myspace picture"

"Of cource man, I spaceturbate to her page every night"

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spaceturbation

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

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