spacewalk

When a passenger risks his life to fix something on the outside of the car by pulling himself through his window using his seatbelt as a tether - all the while, the driver never slows down. Usually the result of rushing to reach one's destination in a p.o.s. vehicle.

Note: beware of rain at high speeds.

Jonathan: The windshield wiper came loose again! Evan, spacewalk.
Evan: We're going 80 miles an hour! The rain feels like bullets, let's just pull over-
Jonathan: Never!

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spacewalking

verb Smoking an enormous amount of weed and snorting adderal to counter act each of their individual items negative effects. The result is a hillarious, clear state of mind.

"Well, i just snorted my adderall, pass the bong and we'll be spacewalking in no time."

"Dude, im spacewalking my balls off"

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Nigga Spacewalk

When you see a old POS pickup truck being used as a garbage truck with wooden walls built on the bed with a black person in the back jumping up and down to compress the bags so they do not fly out.

"Me and Ben saw that nigga spacewalk driving down the road."

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naked spacewalk

When two males in bottomless spacesuits in a dark room simulate the docking of the international space station with their penises.

Guy 1: hey man, did you see that video of the international space station.
Guy 2: no bro, why?
Guy 1: me and Mark reenacted it with the naked spacewalk.