Spakle

Dried Jizz between a whores legs

Before I can where those shorts I have to chip off the spakle.

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Spakle

1)To insert something into the anus.

2)This can also be used to desribe lubing up the anus.

Example 1:
Can i spakle your bum with this cucumber.

Example 2:
Person 1, lube up your arsehole dude.

Person 2, i am dude im spakling.

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Akl Spakl

Poop, spattered on the wall, smeared around in a creative sort of way;

Hey dude that's some cool Akl Spakl, did you make that?

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

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Akl Spakl

Poop, spattered on the wall, smeared around in a creative sort of way;

Hey dude that's some cool Akl Spakl, did you make that?