spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

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spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

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Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

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spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

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spastic

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

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spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

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spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

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