To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.
"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"
1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.
Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'
I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka
If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.
corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
"Christine is very spastic."
a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals
that is one spasticated turtle
when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life
that was complete spastication i am confused