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To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.
The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."
Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"
or
Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!
"Hey John, is that a purse?"
"No, it's just my spatule!"
"What the hell man?"
To remove by means of scraping.
"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
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Noun:
To slap somone with a spatula
Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!
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v. to bludgeon some with a spatula
If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.
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To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.
I can spatualt 5 times an hour.
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The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
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