spayne

A pulling machine. He gets girls left and right but doesn't even realize it and acts like a pick me. Very cute and strong but can sometimes be the most hated person in the world.

Hey you know Jake
Yeah he a real Spayne

Adam Spayne

A rare breed of gorilla with 4X the natural strength, discovered in 2004 in the Fife area of Scotland. It is believed to be the only occurrence In present day.

Today we went to Halfords to look for a new bike, we saw the super rare Adam Spayne charging towards us with a ferocious look in his eyes.