When you've been put on speaker-phone and you hear all the intimate things someone is doing.
Dante speakered me while he went to the bathroom, and I could hear him take a sh*t.
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1) Electro-acoustic transducer that converts electrical signals into sounds loud enough to be heard at a distance.
2) someone who expresses in language; someone who talks
the leader of the majority party is the Speaker of the House of Representatives
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Stuff that kids in school use to blast shitty music in hallways.
That kid was blasting his speaker in the fucking cafeteria again. Someone beat the shit out of him please!
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A device that allows you to listen to audio through a device.
Something is wrong with my speaker. I cant hear the youtube video from my computer
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A male who claims to be strait while consistantly finding himself in the "gay friend" position. He always listens to his female friends problems, and tells them they are very beautiful. He is a shoulder to cry on. Other responsibilities of a speaker include watching Disney movies and learning your female friend's favorite song on the guitar in order to serenade her. If you know someone who is a Speaker, you will find out that they insist that they hook up with more girls than a gigolo.
Hey is that kid a pimp?
No, man, he's not. He is just a Speaker. His relationship with girls is based on communication, not physical activity.
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When a person is receiving head from someone and their girlfriend or boyfriend calls them and to not get caught in the act they put them on speakerphone and carry on a normal conversation as if nothing is going on.
Jack: I was watching a movie with Jill and then she started to give me some brain and in the middle of it Sue, my girlfriend called.
Bob: What did you do?
Jack: I just put Sue on speakerphone and talked to her while Jill gave me the best brain ever.
Bob: Did she realize what was going on?
Jack: Nope not a thing. Speaker!
Bob: Hahaha, speaker!
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one who administers a blow job while trying to talk dirty but upon realizing that her male partner couldn't understand her she shut her ass up and sucked like there was no tomorrow!
Dude, that Candy last night was a speaker, next time I aint payin for no damn speakers.
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