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the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
Alpha male
Better than chuck norris
Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman
Alpha male
Supreme actor
Can win a game of connect four in three moves
Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman
dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
speakman is a rare type of human, some consider him the dumbest of the dumb, a fucktard if you will. if you can't find him making gates with his father, daddy speakman, you will find him in the nags head sinking a pint. speakman was good friends with sam kitching until sam kitching betrayed him by being too much of a pussy. speakman now spends his days looking for a new friend around the Manchester area.
will: oi is that speakman? not seen him since sam kitching betrayed us the pussy
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills