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the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video
"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"
"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
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The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.
Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.
Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
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Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
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The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
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