spey

Spey is a shortened version of Respect. Respect, originalilly cut down to spect, and eventually spey. Spey comes from the latin word spe, spetis--meaning hope. Spey is swiftering across the nation sprouting from St. Louis, to various regions of the midwest, Florida, and Boston.

"Oh my God, dude Jimmy remember that faggot from lacrosse camp? Wow, he just walked into Forever 21."

"Oh that's brutal, no spey for him or his green crocs."

A failing student needs a 100% on his Calculus test to pass, and after correctly completing all but one question, the student is stumped on the last one. After spending a good twenty minutes thinking about this problem, (and alternate options upon expulsion if he got it wrong) the student gets it right. In celebration, the student bursts out

"OH SPEYYYYYYYYY!"

"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"

"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"

After struggling for a decade to get pregnant, a couple beginning to search adoption plans. However, after a three day getaway vacation to Las Vegas, the wife noticed she missed her period. Five months later, the wife went in for her usual check up, but on the way her water broke. After a stressful C-Section delivery, with many doubts on behalf of the infants health, the child is delivered successfully. With relief, the father says,

"Wow honey, spey your performance. Spey the boy too, I always wanted one. We shall call him Skoal."

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spey

Spey evolved from the word respect. Originally, it the word respect was cut down to "spect", and eventually God gave man "spey". Spey can be used in an infinite amount of ways. Spey started out in St. Louis, but is sweeping across the nation, branching up in Florida and Boston. Spey will eventually become international.

Two adolescent males are walking in the food court when then notice an attractive mature with a low cut shirt, arousing the two fellows.

(Spey as a verb) "Wow, I'd spey her all night. She would have to take two speying BC pills the next mourning"

A group of males in the parking lot after school, throw in yomps. One male, an avid dipper puts in half a tin.

"Dear Lord, spey your pinch!"

"No spey for my wife leaving the kitchen without permission"

"No spey for the exam putting on a condom before raping me"

"I smoked one-fifth last night down in Chillenville, spey Hindu Kush"

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spey wife

An old scottish term used to describe a female fortune teller

Oh you know that big Gypo freak over there, she is actually a spey wife!

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Speye

The cutest skyblock player on earth. He is also attracted to animated human/cay hybrids.
Also known as spyf/fpyf. Currently resides in Wyoming which is in Scotland which is in Mexico city

I was just in a discord VC with spyf, i think i might be gay
I cant wait to watch speye's nekopara stream
Speye please read my dms :sob:

Speye

When one manages to get sperm in an eyeball, the aftermath is a Speye.

A Speye is quite painful and leaves your eye quite red for maybe 8 hours. I know this because I once shot sperm in my girlfriend's eye and her eye looked like she had contracted Conjunctivitis (commonly called "pinkeye" or bloodshot eye) for 8 hours.

David was lying in bed last night having a good old wank and accidently got sperm in his eye and gave himself a Speye.

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