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Spezza

A name and an adjective used to define performance. To be a choke artist during clutch time.
To not perform to your potential regardless of the fact that you're supposed to be super talented.
The adjective derives from the NHL player Jason Spezza (19) of the Ottawa Senators who was completely shut down and was not able to take his game to the next level.

Jason spezza'd in the 2007 NHL playoffs.
Lebron spezza'd in the 2007 NBA finals
The Vancouver Canucks spezza'd in the 2007 Playoffs

by xvietbbboix September 28, 2007

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Spezza Pass

When a hockey player swings the puck with their stick behind their back in the hopes of making some incredible passing play to their team-mate, and it instead goes tape-to-tape on the stick of the opposing player who is heading the other way. Usually results in a goal against or at the very least a strong scoring opportunity where the goalie has to save the day.

Note: A fancy attempt of tilting your wrist in the wrong direction can only be referred to as a 'Spezza Pass' if it results in the other team getting some kind of scoring opportunity.

Announcer: "And here comes Spezza across the line looking for the pass . . . what . . . the . . . *BLEEP* Did you see that Spezza Pass! AND THERE GOES OVECHKIN THE OTHER WAY! IN ON GOAL..."

by DannyHeater April 15, 2010

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Jason Spezza

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.

Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

by greenB April 28, 2010

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