Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

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