Spissing

(Verb) Combination of sperm and pissing. When you are busting a crazy nut and the sperm escapes your penis as fast as piss during urination.

"Dude! WTF! Your cummin like a hose"- Bitch
"Shit.. sorry man im spissing..."- ME

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Spissing

Spilling your drink when pissed.

"stop spissing your drink on me"

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Spissing

speed pissing. the mad rush to the bathroom when you show up on time for a movie but you know you have to pee before it starts.

"oh shit Samantha, Fright Night started two minutes ago i know it's still in previews but we better get some serious spissing done if we don't want to miss the beginning"

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Spiss

When you jizz in your pants.

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS

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Spiss

A small puddle of watery Mexican piss in front of a porta John used by Serbs to wash there dick beaters

Beige exited the porta shitter and and washed his small hands in the spiss.

spissed

being sad and pissed at the same time.

i am spissed because i feel sad and pissed at the same time.

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spiss

A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss

'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'

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