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Splange - adjective
Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
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When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact
1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange
2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere
The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.
"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."
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When one talks absolute crap, or tries to define something vut gets it completely wrong.
Jacob: i got so pissed last night i fell down the stairs and broke my foot, but still got up and walked to the hospital.
Kyran: Man, stop chatting splang.
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to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.
go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in
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A term used in computing and other technical areas, incluing watch making.
To go 'splag' is to break in such a way as to be repairable but only is all the parts can be found after they have exploded into corners of the room. In the context of computing and software information goes 'splang'to un-defined locations, Hardware goes splang in the physical context.
People and other organic object can go splang, however this usually requires a device such as a land mine, grenade, or fire cracker placed in the mouth while drunk.
The winding spring whent 'splag'.
The registry whent 'splang'.
Jhon's head whent 'splang'.
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