-verb.
to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.
-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"
"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"
*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*
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When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”