The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm
Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.
A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.
You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?
Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.
Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.
A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.
That child is very splodge.
A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.
That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.
If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.
neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"