A person who takes stuff too far or has bad anger issues.
*A kid throws his friends stuff down the roof*
He is now a splote
The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.
Hense - splote.
*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"