spoge

semen, or nut, cum, skeet, jizz, guy gup, man juice, cream...

dude, i spooged all over my keyboard.

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Spoge

To talk before you think

Daymo : Boss will you give me a promotion as my girlfriend has promised me bum sex if I get one.
Boss: You are a complete Spoge

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Spogee

When someone is above being cool and you can't think of a word for them, they are spogee. Most Spogee people are born that way and are gender neutral ninja babies right out of the womb. These ninja babies will usually have badass names such as, Spike Lee, Knives, Anthrax, Throwdown...etc. There are only two people in the world capable of creating such spogee kids and they are a dude husband and chick husband. When they're coolness collided they created spogee ninja babies.

Chick husband - "Something just ninja flipped out of my vagina?"
Dude Husband - "Can we name it Bangarang?"
Chick husband - "That is a perfect name for a spogee ninja baby!"

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