spoogle

verb-
to cum ejaculate maliciously into one's eye

So I found out my girlfriend cheated on me with that punkass nerd last weekend, so when she was sucking me off today, I told her to stop right before i came, and finished off myself, aimed directly at her eye, and spoogled her sorry ass. That shit burns.

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spoogle

The act of maliciously blowing your load in another's eye.

Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.

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spoogle

A fluid-like discharge from the vagina following a coital activity.

The spoogle is running down to my cankle, by cranky!

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spoogle

To inadvertantly call up pornographic thumbnails when using Google Images. Esp. at work or in otherwise inappropriate circumstances.

Verb: Conflation of "Google" (ubiquitous internet search engine) and "spooge" (UK slang for semen).

As in "I was searching for the planning report for Stevenage town centre's pedestrianisation scheme, and spoogled a load of pictures of dogging (UK slang for outdoor sex) in and around Stevenage."

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spoogle

Often referred to as spooge.

He shot his load of spoogle all over the ceiling.

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spoogle

A spoogle is an itchy grimble, sometimes weeping.

My spoogle's really bad today.

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Spoogle

- noun
Spoogle originally came from the capital city in Denmark and were supposed to move out in the wild after he got giftet a iPod by his parents. He became in love with the iPod and had it on him all day. His hiding-spot was unfortunately his asscrack, but at least it was warm when in use. The term is normally used for people that likes to stuff big objects in the back region. Spoogles normally dances really good and moves their hips better than most people. If not your spoogle has red curly hair, well then it's not a spoogle.

Hey spoogle
hey bro
yeah idk
but hey anyways lol
yeah ikr
yeah gg cya
cya bro
yeah
yeah
hey
bye bro

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