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Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."
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When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
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A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'
(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"
"A simple spoon mate"
(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"
"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"
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the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime
Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption
Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.
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The penis of a man with successful female relations.
I slammed my poon spoon in the door!
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when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.
d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?
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