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Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
SPROINKUS is known to have a direct correlation with DINGUS.
Marijuana smoke has been found to contain dingus, which has been linked to sproinkus.