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"oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. You should pull that down a squaff".
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"You smell funny. You should put some perfume on, but just a squaff".
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1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
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To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.
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when you misshit the ball or object
he kicked the ball but failed epicly,
" what a fuckin SQUAFF " he shouted!!
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To go drinking with friends. Derived from the word "quaff" which means to "to drink heartily", squaff means "Let's Quaff".
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When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.
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Getting squished so hard that you fart/shart
Person 1: Come here for a hug
Person 2: *pants have been filled*
Person 1: Hmmm what's that smell
Person 2: you just made me squaff