squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

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