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A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.
"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"
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The perfect word to describe a cute little kid.
"Aw, your little brother is such a little squincher!"
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A sex act where you convince your girl to have anal sex, then zap her with a taser while doing the deed.
Man, my girlfriend and I did The Squincher last night, and my nuts are still tingling!
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When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Hard, violent, difficult, exhilarating
Jesus dude that shit was a major squincher
Have you heard about that brand new roller coaster? I hear it's a real squincher.